What’s BIGGER than a bat cave?

So the other day I was listening to the morning radio station. They were talking about ridiculously rich NBA stars and what they do with all their money. One of them is building a bat cave under his house. Literally, he will be drive is car out from underneath a mountain, which his actually house is built on. I thought that sounded pretty crazy, then one of the radio personal was like this idea is way better to give as a gift to your wife if you had cheated on her, unlike another NBA star, who gave is wife a ridiculously gigantic purple diamond ring. So that got me thinking…if your “significant NBA” other were to cheat on you and he gave you a bat cave, what would be a bigger gift if heaven forbid he were to do it again?

p.s. I think a bat cave is way cooler that a purple diamond and purple is my favorite color…